Texting Nightmares

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Real honest text messages I get:

Idiot: “Hi there do you have any spells for shapeshifting?”

Me: “You mean to turn you into another person or animal?”

Idiot: “Yes, I would like a spell to turn into a dragon.”

Me: “Do you run into many dragons out there? Do you see them on the news?”

Idiot: “So how much for a spell to turn me into a dragon?”

Me: [caller blocked]

I recently made myself available to inquiries and clients through texting. Still too early to tell if this is a huge mistake or not.

Most of my text messages I’m afraid come from kids or teenagers since many of them ask me to make them into vampires, werewolves and mermaids, as well as dragons.

I want to be able to have communication with my potential clients (and my clients of course) so I am available to them directly. without unnecessarily wasting my time. I’ve had a few good inquiries thus far through texting where people have pertinent questions to ask but unfortunately the majority of them tend to be questions like the following: (actual real text messages)

“Are you a real witch?”

“Can you make  a boy like me?”

“I’m 13 years old and I wanna be a witch too!”

Then there are the kind of crazy texters who text me to tell me that they want a genie to do their bidding, they’d like mind-reading powers and they’d like a spell to make them immortal. Yeah, sure. I’ll get right on that.

I’m also available on Facebook and have my share of messages through there that are absurd too with many young people friending me to get me to teach them witchcraft (they hope and then message me and ask me if I will which of course I will not). But every now and then a legitimate inquiry comes through and a client is made and a genuine friendship is born. That’s what I hope for and why I keep letting the texting happen, so far.

Change Your Mind & Change Your Life

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I have a new spell that I’m offering that I hope will help some of my clients, specifically the ones who come to me every week asking if I can change their gender.

For the record – no, I absolutely cannot change you biologically from a man into a woman or a woman into a man. There is no way to do this using magick and anyone who tells you that there is, is positively a con-artist!

Currently the only solution for gender dysphoria and transgender issues is through medical science – hormones, plastic surgery for body modification and therapy.

I have developed a spell that can help with transgender issues specifically focusing on your own mind, which can ultimately help you to transform into the gender you are most comfortable with.

The spell works on you to help ease your mind-set to the gender you choose. This can aid then in making further decisions about your new life, new identity and new gender.

You won’t wake up one morning as a biological woman (if you are a man desiring to be female) but in your mind you will be and that can make all the difference in the next steps you take using the available treatments.

It is about accepting yourself and your new life – this spell has extra courage, protection and calm included. I crafted it  to help clients with such issues as this but also to help them make hard decisions of any kind, like breaking up with someone or making a clean slate. This spell is a purge of your old life and mind-set and can be exactly what you need to start living your authentic life.

Check it out: 
Change Your Mind Spell